Anonymous sent: Percy, why is there a Pairing of You and Your Sister?

There’s a what? Are you suggesting that people actually… I really have no idea why that exists, and I’m not sure I want to find out. Do they not realize that we’re related?

-P.I. Weasley

Anonymous sent: -sigh- Alright, Percy, I believe that you're not sleeping with Oliver...

Good, I’m glad we’ve gotten that settled. 

-P.I Weasley

perfect-prefect-percy sent: Have you met a girl named Audrey yet? I know an Audrey and she's really awesome. I think you'd be interested in her.

I’m afraid I don’t know any Audreys. Does she go to Hogwarts? Though I don’t suppose it really matters. After all, I’m already in a relationship.

-P.I. Weasley

Anonymous sent: Do you think that Ron could ever stand a chance at being a Prefect?

I think he has a very good chance; almost everybody in our family, minus Fred and George have been prefects. He would have a better chance if he’d stop breaking the rules though. I do hope he’ll realize that.

-P.I Weasley

Anonymous sent: Do you think any of the other prefects misuse their authority and privileges sometimes?

Unfortunately, I have seen it happen. However, as Head Boy, I am trying my best to make sure it happens less, or better yet, not at all.

-P.I. Weasley.

Anonymous sent: I am very disappointed in you Percy. You are very irresponsible. All the respect that I had for you is gone. How dare you let 3 Gryffindors escape to the Chamber of Secrets right under your nose! You were probably too busy snogging Penelope Clearwater. As I said, irresponsible! I'm going to have to infrom Dumbledore about this and don't be surprised if next week you are no longer head boy! From a Professor

I’m sorry, but I doubt that you are a real Hogwarts professor. A real professor would have met with me face-to-face, or at least given me their name. However, I am sorry that I lapsed in my duties, but I do feel that some of the blame should be shifted to the Head Boy at the time, as it was mainly their duty to make sure there weren’t students in the corridors.

-P.I. Weasley

Anonymous sent: What do you think about your brother Ron always running around breaking rules with Harry Potter?

As I’ve said before, I’d really wish he’d stop. This sort of thing isn’t going to look good on their records. They really need to consider their futures. If he breaks too many rules, it could affect his chances of becoming a prefect.

-P.I. Weasley

perfect-prefect-percy sent: What do you think of Ronnie's friends? Harry and Hermione?

I think they’re good people. Hermione’s probably one of the smartest witches at Hogwarts, and of course, you already know about Harry Potter, so it can’t hurt his image to be around those sort of people. I just wish they’d stop sneaking out and breaking the rules.

Anonymous sent: Ginny wawlked in on you and Penelope and then told Ron, Harry, Fred, and George, and now the entire school knows. Even the professors. I don't think the professor of that classroom was very happy.

I’d noticed. For your information, that classroom was completely abandoned; no professor had taught in there all year. I would appreciate it if we could stop bringing this up.

-P.I Weasley

Anonymous sent: Percy, you really should spend more time with the family. You never know when something might happen that'll make you start regretting not spending time with them.

You are the second person to tell me that. Why is everyone here so concerned about my family life? You act as though I’m abandoning them! And it’s not as if I never see them. As I’ve said before, I’ll start spending more time with them when they decide to start acting mature.

-P.I. Weasley