Percy, why is there a Pairing of You and Your Sister?
There’s a what? Are you suggesting that people actually… I really have no idea why that exists, and I’m not sure I want to find out. Do they not realize that we’re related?
-P.I. Weasley
May 2012
32 posts
-sigh- Alright, Percy, I believe that you're not sleeping with Oliver...
Good, I’m glad we’ve gotten that settled.
-P.I Weasley
Have you met a girl named Audrey yet? I know an Audrey and she's really awesome. I think you'd be interested in her.
I’m afraid I don’t know any Audreys. Does she go to Hogwarts? Though I don’t suppose it really matters. After all, I’m already in a relationship.
-P.I. Weasley
Do you think that Ron could ever stand a chance at being a Prefect?
I think he has a very good chance; almost everybody in our family, minus Fred and George have been prefects. He would have a better chance if he’d stop breaking the rules though. I do hope he’ll realize that.
-P.I Weasley
Do you think any of the other prefects misuse their authority and privileges sometimes?
Unfortunately, I have seen it happen. However, as Head Boy, I am trying my best to make sure it happens less, or better yet, not at all.
-P.I. Weasley.
I am very disappointed in you Percy. You are very irresponsible. All the respect that I had for you is gone. How dare you let 3 Gryffindors escape to the Chamber of Secrets right under your nose! You were probably too busy snogging Penelope Clearwater. As I said, irresponsible! I'm going to have to infrom Dumbledore about this and don't be surprised if next week you are no longer head boy! From a Professor
I’m sorry, but I doubt that you are a real Hogwarts professor. A real professor would have met with me face-to-face, or at least given me their name. However, I am sorry that I lapsed in my duties, but I do feel that some of the blame should be shifted to the Head Boy at the time, as it was mainly their duty to make sure there weren’t students in the corridors.
-P.I. Weasley
What do you think about your brother Ron always running around breaking rules with Harry Potter?
As I’ve said before, I’d really wish he’d stop. This sort of thing isn’t going to look good on their records. They really need to consider their futures. If he breaks too many rules, it could affect his chances of becoming a prefect.
-P.I. Weasley
What do you think of Ronnie's friends? Harry and Hermione?
I think they’re good people. Hermione’s probably one of the smartest witches at Hogwarts, and of course, you already know about Harry Potter, so it can’t hurt his image to be around those sort of people. I just wish they’d stop sneaking out and breaking the rules.
Ginny wawlked in on you and Penelope and then told Ron, Harry, Fred, and George, and now the entire school knows. Even the professors. I don't think the professor of that classroom was very happy.
I’d noticed. For your information, that classroom was completely abandoned; no professor had taught in there all year. I would appreciate it if we could stop bringing this up.
-P.I Weasley
Percy, you really should spend more time with the family. You never know when something might happen that'll make you start regretting not spending time with them.
You are the second person to tell me that. Why is everyone here so concerned about my family life? You act as though I’m abandoning them! And it’s not as if I never see them. As I’ve said before, I’ll start spending more time with them when they decide to start acting mature.
-P.I. Weasley
You and Oliver are adorable together. Just had to say. (Also everyone can see the sexual tension between you two, but hey)
I, er, I haven’t the slightest idea what you’re talking about. There is nothing going on between Oliver and I. I really don’t know where you all get these ideas from.
-P.I Weasley
You know, last year Ginny caught you snogging Penelope Clearwater in a classroom. That's not what you'd expect from a PREFECT! Care to explain, or else I'll tell Fred and George about it...
How do you know about that? Ginny was supposed to keep it a secret. I don’t have to explain anything to you, but I will. We were in the classroom becomes because we knew it would be abandoned, and we didn’t want anyone to know about our relationship. We do have the right to privacy, you know.
-P.I Weasley
Have you heard of a Slytherin named Pansy Parkinson? Is she much trouble?
I’ve heard of her, but I can’t say I’ve ever actually seen her, or had to deal with her. Though from what I’ve heard from the other Gryffindors, she’s very rude.
-P.I Weasley
Dear Percy, I would like to inform you that three 3rd year Gryffindors are constantly sneaking out at night, wandering the school. Please inform one of the prefects to keep especially close watch.
I shall get on it right away! I’m very disappointed that the other prefects have been shirking their duties. Thank you for informing me of this.
-P.I Weasley
What is your opinion on Bill and Charlie, seeing as they are more mature than the others?
I think they’ve been very successful so far. It’s very nice to see that someone other than me takes their future seriously. I hope Fred and George will come to their senses and follow their example.
-P.I. Weasley
you suck! I'd rather date Bill
You do realize you’re talking to a school prefect, don’t you? And head boy at that. Five points from whatever house you’re in for insolent language. For the record, I’m not interested in dating you either; I have a girlfriend.
-P.I Weasley
How did you meet Penelope?
We met in the prefect cabin of the Hogwart’s Express during our fifth year. I’d seen before then, of course, but that was the first time we’ve spoken. And I’m sure you know the rest all ready.
You should spend more time with your Siblings; Who knows? You could regret it Later. (Especailly Fred..)
I’ll start spending more time with my siblings when they decide to stop acting immature. Especially Fred and George.
-P.I Weasley.
Is it true that you and Oliver... you know...
Well,er,there might have been something-I’m not saying there was-but if there was, it was a long time ago, and it, er, didn’t go as far as you seem to suggest. Now if you excuse I have, er, something else I need to be doing right now.
-P.I. Weasley
Who is your favorite Professor?
I’d have to say Professor McGonagall. She doesn’t tolerate any nonsense in her lessons.
-P.I. Weasley.
