Anonymous sent: -sigh- Alright, Percy, I believe that you're not sleeping with Oliver...

Good, I’m glad we’ve gotten that settled. 

-P.I Weasley

perfect-prefect-percy sent: Have you met a girl named Audrey yet? I know an Audrey and she's really awesome. I think you'd be interested in her.

I’m afraid I don’t know any Audreys. Does she go to Hogwarts? Though I don’t suppose it really matters. After all, I’m already in a relationship.

-P.I. Weasley

Anonymous sent: Do you think that Ron could ever stand a chance at being a Prefect?

I think he has a very good chance; almost everybody in our family, minus Fred and George have been prefects. He would have a better chance if he’d stop breaking the rules though. I do hope he’ll realize that.

-P.I Weasley

Anonymous sent: Do you think any of the other prefects misuse their authority and privileges sometimes?

Unfortunately, I have seen it happen. However, as Head Boy, I am trying my best to make sure it happens less, or better yet, not at all.

-P.I. Weasley.

Anonymous sent: I am very disappointed in you Percy. You are very irresponsible. All the respect that I had for you is gone. How dare you let 3 Gryffindors escape to the Chamber of Secrets right under your nose! You were probably too busy snogging Penelope Clearwater. As I said, irresponsible! I'm going to have to infrom Dumbledore about this and don't be surprised if next week you are no longer head boy! From a Professor

I’m sorry, but I doubt that you are a real Hogwarts professor. A real professor would have met with me face-to-face, or at least given me their name. However, I am sorry that I lapsed in my duties, but I do feel that some of the blame should be shifted to the Head Boy at the time, as it was mainly their duty to make sure there weren’t students in the corridors.

-P.I. Weasley

Anonymous sent: What do you think about your brother Ron always running around breaking rules with Harry Potter?

As I’ve said before, I’d really wish he’d stop. This sort of thing isn’t going to look good on their records. They really need to consider their futures. If he breaks too many rules, it could affect his chances of becoming a prefect.

-P.I. Weasley

Anonymous sent: Ginny wawlked in on you and Penelope and then told Ron, Harry, Fred, and George, and now the entire school knows. Even the professors. I don't think the professor of that classroom was very happy.

I’d noticed. For your information, that classroom was completely abandoned; no professor had taught in there all year. I would appreciate it if we could stop bringing this up.

-P.I Weasley

Anonymous sent: You know, last year Ginny caught you snogging Penelope Clearwater in a classroom. That's not what you'd expect from a PREFECT! Care to explain, or else I'll tell Fred and George about it...

How do you know about that? Ginny was supposed to keep it a secret. I don’t have to explain anything to you, but I will. We were in the classroom becomes because we knew it would be abandoned, and we didn’t want anyone to know about our relationship. We do have the right to privacy, you know.

-P.I Weasley

Anonymous sent: Have you heard of a Slytherin named Pansy Parkinson? Is she much trouble?

I’ve heard of her, but I can’t say I’ve ever actually seen her, or had to deal with her. Though from what I’ve heard from the other Gryffindors, she’s very rude.

-P.I Weasley

Anonymous sent: Dear Percy, I would like to inform you that three 3rd year Gryffindors are constantly sneaking out at night, wandering the school. Please inform one of the prefects to keep especially close watch.

I shall get on it right away! I’m very disappointed that the other prefects have been shirking their duties. Thank you for informing me of this.

-P.I Weasley